Tavington Comes Clean

I have now officially deleted all of my Casey talkcasts and cleaned my hard drive because, after much careful calculations, I have come to the inescapable conclusion that trolling and Casey Serin are the tools of Satan. Watching or reading a train wreck and then posting silly trolls to get a rise out of dim-witted netsurfers detracts from one's real-life experience, from doing what one is supposed to be doing. It prevents one from having a career, or if one has a career, it prevents one from working harder in order to make more money and support one's girlfriend/spouse and children in a better style of living. The time dedicated to "Casey watching" (and trolling) could be better spent in career advancement or building a new deck for the little woman. With this in mind, watching Casey is an irresponsible act of giving in to schadenfreude instead of dealing with reality. I cannot subject my dependents to this foul charade any longer.

Praise Jesus and my new girlfriend's church for finally helping me to see the light. May God have mercy on my soul for all of my disrespectful jokes about his Chosen.

Yours in the Lord,

Tavington

I make $1000 a week from blogging

Because of my sweet media exposure and my sweet links, I make 1000 big ones a week just by checking my blog from time to time. Can any of you loosers and haterz make such a claim? I bet most of you work at McD's at minimum wage.

And technically, I am not breaking any of my previous promises. I have followed all of my agreements right to the letter. So go ahead and bitch you haterz, winnerz like me are kicking ass all over the internet and there's nothing you can do about that!

Supporterz rool and haterz drool while I lay a can of whoop ass on all of the doubters on the Dr. Phil Show.

KEEP IT SWEET

Foreclosurehelpbook.com -- is still fake

Notice how this troll who claims to be me hasn't updated his site in over two days. What a farce! I can tell you supporterz that Dr. Phil is a PRINCE of a man, and I was able to get some sweet media exposure thanks to him. The show should be on the air in 2 weeks.

I feel like hosting another "Foreclosure Fridays" just for old times sake. Perhaps this week, or perhaps no. We'll just have to wait and see.

Last night I thought about writing a poem for Galina, but then I decided not to. There are so many thoughts in my mind that never come to pass, as if it's a dream. Sometimes my days feel like they last a thousand years as I pass the grass. The grass of my former properties, that is.

Dr. Phil -- The Inside Scoop

Don't go to the other hater sites or to that impostor one -- this is your real source of information on my sweet appearance on the DR. PHIL SHOW.

I secretly recorded my segment while in the hot seat. You can listen to some of what occurred: here.

I see your frustration, I hear your doubts and I listen to your anger. But LISTEN to the HIDDEN MESSAGE contained HEREIN in the recording.

The recording is THE THING.

But, it should be self-evident for me to reveal my purpose, at this point.

Still, this is no "prank".

So, I say again...

You've heard the message I delivered, but did you really hear?

Maybe I will be your guidance, but I cannot solve the riddle for you.

All of you must open your intellect and communicate with each other, as this is the only way the solution can be revealed.

Hear.

Read.

Think.

Communicate.

Who Am I, What Am I?

My friends,

You have heard the message that I've delivered, but have you listened?

Perhaps I can be your guide, but I will not solve the riddle for you.

All of you must be open-minded and communicate with each other, because this is the only way the solution can be revealed.

I might help you, but only if roadblocks arrive.

Hear.

Read.

Think for yourselves.

Communicate.

If I don't solve the riddle for you, will you commence?

Foreclosurehelpbook.com is a fake -- part II

Some haterz have been insinuating that I'm not the real Casey. Case in point, this poster from one of the hater sites:

• Major Copyright Infringement. Part of me is tempted to post a little warning on FHB to Casey, just for the sheer DMCA goodness, but the rest of me says, "Let's see how long Tav will keep ripping Casey off..." A science experiment, if you will.

It just hurts my little toosh whenever haterz start to hate on me! I think I will go buy myself another fabulous bag to get rid of all this negativity around here.

Watch me on the Dr. Phil show! Hope you supporterz can spot my new, sweet hair style.

Foreclosurehelpbook.com is an impostor

I am the real deal. Don't go to that other site, it's just some loozer trying tarnish whatever is left of my good name.

Keep it sweet, stay here for the latest updates on my happenings.